I  was feeling a bit spiritually desolate the other day when up pops me old spiritual guide Hyas, and he said
"Paul, you really missed the boat when you let that Shayler bloke claim he was the Messiah, when he quite blatantly isn't about to be dripped in crocodile fat. Not that you are either of course. But I got this message from the ascended masters for you...."
"Eh? The Great White Brotherhood you mean?" I interrupted," but they're just a bunch of interdimensional reptilians aren't they? Part of the problem - well perhaps most of it?"
"No,no,no" Hyas continued, " these guys are pure spiritual light beings, you see their manifestations in the sky at times, you know you do..."
"Ok, yeah, carry on" say I.
"Angels lets call them..." went on Hyas," say you're to start a new religion...."
"Bit of a tall order" I comment
" and you're to write these - um - commandments, shall we call them as I shall guide you"
"Oh ok".
So I picked up my quill and parchment, or rather my biro and A4 pad, and let my shaky hand be guided. And this is what I wrote.


1.Thou shalt not worship idols and celebrities, but only honour thyself, fellow humanity and the creation
2.Thou shalt not believe the words of liars, murderers, thieves,  fraudsters and genocides, all be they in positions  of  immense power and wealth
3. Thou shalt not take the mark of the beast, whether in the form of biometric identification cards or subdermal microchip or any other form that commands your soul to the temporal masters
4. Thou shalt not engage in aggressive war by any nation upon another sovereign nation either in combative or support mode.
5. Thou shalt not consciously partake of any form of mass medication, whether taken by mouth, topically, by vaccination, or any other means, and whether advisorally  offered, compelled by law, or delivered by subterfuge. Nor wilt thou allow thy children to receive such medicine.
6. Thou shalt not seek to hide from others knowledge that you have of the world, especially that which is contrived to be hidden and which may benefit them to know.
7. Thou shalt not seek to impede the efforts of others to find  Unity, by  whatever belief systems, methods or substances they employ.
8. Thou shalt not engage in hierarchical organisation, other than for the necessity to earn thy daily bread, nor use thy position to oppress others, nor shalt thou be willingly enslaved to another.
9. Thou shalt not divert from seeking the truth within and without thyself, though this may imperil thee  to walk in the shadow of the valley of death
10. Thou shalt not require intiation or ceremonies to be undertaken to signify belief, other than a declaration by the believer..

And, lo, there were ten.
"All nice little prohibitions" laughed Hyas,"People love them. Have always loved them."
"Anyway that's all for now. Catch you later" as the small pointed-eared figure began to fade.
"Wait, what shall I call this religion? What shall be it's sign?"
"That's for you to decide. I'll be back with more sacred scrïpture late-e-e-e-r...." came the hollow voice from the rapidly dissipating mist.
So that's it really. A new religion. We need one really. To stand as an inclusive factor against that one world religion the new world order will seek to impose.
I thought the mushroom might be a good symbol, - could be why I've been driven to make them out of polyester resin and metal shavings so much recently,rather like those obsessives in Close Encounters driven to making their model landscapes. Also a bit of a nod and a wink to Allegro (researcher and writer John, not the old Austin model). Think of it of new life growing from the stinking rotting corpse of the Old/New World Order,if that's not too ordo ab chao or Bakuninist for you.
The name I haven't thought of yet. The phalloides might be a bit androcentric,and we need to be inclusive
The commandments, well some of them are a bit chunky and long-winded and could do with making a bit snappier and more incisive, not that I would want to interfere with the divine word too much.
Conscientious objection on the basis of religion is always a good number that makes them stand back. I know it's a long haul and other fairly major new religions such as Mormonism or scientology haven't made it on the back of an apparently absurd tale such as my own true one given above.
Still it's worth the effort as it gives another line of defence.
As I understand it, the only requirement is to declare yourself a believer and you're in.
So bretheren and sisteren
Anyone a believer? Anybody in?
Come on, let's give those 911cultwatch people something to talk about  

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Yes I agree with all these teachings.

Thanks dh.

It's a simple scrïpt noone here should disagree with
Whatever their faith
I've been offered 'help' as a result

NO i disagree, I honour humanity and the creation but the creator more. There has to be designer behind the design. Nothing comes of nothing.
I will sit quietly in the back of your church.

I'm in but I will not keep my mouth shut! I will be your John the Baptist.

Well, Pilgrim, I think the term 'creation'is given simply because it implies a creator without being specific, and frees the individual to decide for themselves who the Creator is or Creators are, or whether or not such a thing, entity or group of entities exists.
If they support the "prohibitions" then even those who declare themselves godless are in fact godfilled, by the very act of following the actually positive outcomes required by the commandments.
Londonmick - we know you can be relied on to be a proclaimer!
Thus endeth today's sermon.

Anybody want a certificate of membership by the way? Or something to wave at the copper who wants to swab you for dna, or whatever, so you can include in an official complaint or legal actions later that your religious rights and freedoms have been breached.
btw Nobody's suggested a name yet. We could of course call ourselves The Proclaimers, thus risking confusion with a (once) popular one-hit Scottish duo

The nearest I can come up with is, promulgaters so I think it will have to be Proclaimers. Can we take it in turns to be the messiah, son of God or prophet?

I can imagine the conversation.
"Well, Officer, the reason I didn't attend the ID Registration Centre by the final date allowed was because I'm a member of the Proclaimers and it's against my religion"

"Is that so, sunny jim, well you'd better give us a rendition of the whole of "500 Miles", or it's off to Camp Liberty for you for the rest of your natural born..."

How about The Undead ?  

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The awakened?

We're getting near now.
The Illuminated Ones? We're beginning to see the light, after all  

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LOL! Praise the Lord!
Thanks for the sermon

Praise be indeed. Glad you didn't fall asleep half way through

The Illuminati?

That would cause a bit of confusion
chao ab confusio

Hehe. So easy to get round to their terms when they already have most of the ones pertaining to illumination.

Here's my suggesgion: Sightism, the cult of seeing.

Can we reduce it and avoid all that odd English spelling and pronounciation rules to Sitism
Sounds and looks more "cultic"  

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Anyway we've got to be seen to be worshipping some avatar. who do you suggest.
I'd suggest my communiquetor Hyas- the pixie or elf like creature
I know this can be equated with interdimensional demons and so on, but this one's just me, and quite possibly you, in transcendent mode. Will it do for a stand in for the time being?
By the way, we don't actually worship , just keep as a stand in for our prayers  

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I'd be quite happy to worship you as the Messiah, Paul. Providing you share out the dosh when the mega bucks start pouring in from the faithful!

Thank God you are here . At least you keep this forum alive. Most people here don't make a lot of effort.

Just watched a fascinating documentary last night on Chemtrails by Carnocom. Not sure how to transfer it from Stage 6.

I'm beginning to believe that chemtrails will soon be the biggest issue ever. What the hell are they spraying us with? Is it something to break down our immune sysyems for when the re-introduce the plague or something? I think it has something to do with population reduction. This video must be seen.
There is a total blanket of silence about chemtrails in the press and from our MPs and even people like Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth won't touch it.

I re4ally do think this is what we should be working on now. Everyone who cares knows that 9/11 was an inside job. The sheep won't take it in. The movers and shakers know enough now. I think we have done our job.
 Chemtrails it should be from now on. Not much time left.

Hi LondonMick,

You state,  “Is it something to break down our immune systems for when they re-introduce the plague or something? I think it has something to do with population reduction”

My personal belief (for what it is worth) is that chemtrails are designed to harm the immune systems of the general public.

Some people think that chemtrails are being used to enable the use of electronic weapon sysyems.

Whatever they are used for it is not good !!!

One positive thing about chemtrails is that people can see them for themselves, no special equipment or skills are needed.

We are certainly living at the end of the world as we now know it – thank God !!!




Robert.  

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Unfortunately the sheep cannot see them! They just don't look up. They don't question anything.